Trouble At starbucks went completely un-noticed
Police were baffled when they arrived at the scene to find two people shot with coffee-bean guns at Starbucks. “He just launched the bean at my forehead after demanding I give him his apple fritter for free,” said Desquarius Green Jackson III, a barista at Starbucks since 1996.
The man escaped in what appeared to be a brown smart-car with a license plate that read “911.” Evidence of the plates were fortunately grabbed from the Starbucks cameras. Police attempted calling the license plate number, which they agreed appeared to resemble a phone number they had previously encountered before. Upon calling several times, a couple officers from the precinct had answered, which lead police to believe the assailant was actually a police officer and this was an inside job. Police are asking that people come forward with any information regarding the incident and possible whereabouts of the assailant.