His steaks, formerly known as “Trump Steaks” have been rebranded “The United Steaks of America” and sales have so far broken records
In an effort to prove he is no longer a “business man” to the people, Donald J. Trump has handed over his business dealings over to his sons and Ivanka. The people, still not convinced that his political interests are too close to his business dealings, have demanded a complete reformation of his brands in order to suit what is acceptable to America. And Trump responded swiftly.
His steaks, formerly known as “Trump Steaks” have been rebranded “The United Steaks of America” and sales have so far broken records – so much so that in the 4 days this has been in effect, McDonald’s and United Steaks have been bitterly squabbling over a limited supply of cows.
“It’s s bitter battle, and one that we are prepared to handle. We are prepared to fight this battle and make sure the outcome is ‘well-done,’ says CEO & chairman of McDonald’s corporation.
Although limited cow supply is certainly nothing to sneeze at for a problem, the people are now more convinced than ever that Donald Trump is 100% dedicated to running a country instead of his businesses.